10. The nose is an erogenous zone. A man can never use too much cologne.
9. Up your game. Viagra ain't just for limp dicks.
8. Let her buy. Makes her feel important.
7. A real man's favorite color is the soft sweet pink.
6. Surf and turf rule: steak for dinner, fish for desert....
5. Don't let her touch the hair.
4. Car parts make surprisingly good sex toys.
3. All women are beautiful... when you're inside.
2. Women are like a fine scotch. Always best when they go down.
1. A true womanizer is born, not made. Sorry, chumps.

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